Oh....I just spent an hour laughing my butt off. I had to post.
So, you know what kind of time I've been having lately. Had to put the cat down. Dishwasher went down. Washing machine went down. Car got broken into. Then, to follow up, the alternator in the car went out and had to be replaced, the car wash place would not vacuum the glass out of my car, and now my electric locks do not work and the replacement window won't seal.
And Tuesday is valentine's day. (Note: I chose not to capitalize that.)
Now, I have to work late Tuesday night until 7:30 p.m., after which I must go to class until 10. Oh, and no boy loves me on valentine's day.
However, I must say, I do not have to go to the gastroenterologist on valentine's day, as my also single friend must do. I told her she wins.
It's so bad, there is nothing else one can do but laugh.
So, we've decided to scrap the whole VD idea. Forget it. Who needs it. We don't. It's all a bunch of hooplah anyway. And let's face it, even when we are in a relationship, VD is usually a big let down.
We've decided that each year, on February 15, we will celebrate WDNNFVD Day. I'll let you figure out what that stands for.
Life has been kicking the crap out of me lately. I am reminded again of Churchill's words: "When you're going through hell...keep going."
So, that's what I shall do. I shall go to bed (having eaten an entire bag of cookies and half a jar of spinach dip) and forget this day and the previous 16 ever happened. Then I will somehow face the fact that I must see the man who broke my heart twice...TWICE...this week - including on the actual vd day, and I will figure out how the hell I'm going to get through that. With this attitude I've had lately, chances are that Monday and Tuesday are going to be pure hell.
But then, on Wednesday, I will celebrate the blessed WDNNFVD Day with one of my best friends in the world. And we will laugh our tails off. We might cry too, but then we will laugh some more.
Sometimes life kicks us in the teeth. But don't those missing teeth sure give us something to laugh about?
Oh...and she sent me this. I know it's not Easter, but we both thought it was perfect for where we're at right now. I'm the one on the right.
Since I probably won't have time to post again until later, HAPPY WDNNFVD DAY!
Sincerely,
Jennifer
Oh, Kathy, you're picture was perfect. Happy WDNNFVD Day!
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